Huff Thinks Joba Looks Like a Bitch

DMV is a daily roundup of District-Maryland-Virginia (mostly) sporting links. The Os held a meeting to discuss Joba Chamberlains celebratory style. Aubrey Huff then hit a first-inning HR, fist pumping in Jobas direction while rounding the bases. Joba responded by not allowing any more runs, getting the W and saying, Im not here to make friends, you guys. [Daily News] Os pen wastes another good outing from Koji; Yanks win 5-3. [The Sun] Nats lose as the middle of the lineup showed some serious muscle. The pitching staff kept its competence to an absolute minimum. [Nats Journal] Strasburg tosses his first college no-no in his final home start. [Roto Arcade] Caps are 5-1 in six elimination games over the past 13 months. [WaPo] Maryland may be replacing its Fear the Turtle slogan. [Testudo Times] Handicapping right tackle: Heyer vs. Jansen vs. Williams. [Real Redskins] B-Mitch cut from the Thompson Show, replaced by Doc Walker. [DCRTV] Today: Caps-Pens (7), Nats-Giants (10:15) (Grainy Huff Pump screen captures via the Daily News and Camden Chat.)